So I just called the CLSC in my area to just mention the birth so that they have it in their files… So the secretary asks me a few questions…
Her: was the baby born in the region?
Me: yes at home
Her:Did you have a midwife?
Me: No I was alone…
Her: (talking to herself) No discharge date from hospital… (back talking to me) Was it a vaginal birth?
me: umm…lol… yeah…. (DUH!!!!!!)
That’s HILARIOUS! So if you want to impress us next time, nothing short of an unmedicated DIY cesarean, in the pool of course…
LOL that made me laugh!
You mean you didn’t give yourself a c-section? I thought they did that kind of thing in homebirths. I suppose she was just reading questions but pay attention!